dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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