That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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