so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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