Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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