absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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