It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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