But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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