it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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