Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
