id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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