How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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