I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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