we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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