I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm passing your future prison.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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