I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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