Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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