Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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