Say something about gay babies.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Come see our sink grown plant.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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