Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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