I wish i was in the wii world.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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