So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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