yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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