ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm way too hungover for life right now
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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