He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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