dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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