Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
