I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Randomize
