No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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