Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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