brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I hate your face
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
