go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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