I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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