Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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