i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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