bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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