All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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