He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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