Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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