i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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