but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He has the fingertips of a God
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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