We're like a lot better than the average bears
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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