I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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