Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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