Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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