Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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