I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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