Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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