Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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