the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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