Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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