well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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