Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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