if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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