oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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